![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:10 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I just drank all of this. And I feel nothing. Turns out you can be labeled as malt liquor with only 5% ABV WHAT IS THIS? PURITANICAL NEW ENGLAND!!!???
Penny for scale. Not really it was just there.
Edit: After smoking a cigarette I feel a little bit of a buzz, but that’s still disappointing.
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For some reason, I love 40s.
![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:18 |
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drink 2 in 30 min and then get back with me.
![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:20 |
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Ewww. Drinking 80 oz of anything is gross. I’m gonna get some tequila or vodka tomorrow.
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If it was 8-10% ABV I’d love it. But for 40z I wanna be drunk when I finish it.
![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:22 |
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Yeah, and I’ll bet you can’t get Champale either. Thanks for nothing, Pabst.
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I’m currently almost through beer #5 of a 8% 6-pack. I’m feeling alright.
![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:27 |
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Tis the way to do it. Recently I’ve been drinking 6 packs of 16oz Lone Stars. Idk what the ABV is, but it’s acceptable for the volume.
![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:32 |
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I didn’t realize the upside down empty dip can till now. How white trash lol.
![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:33 |
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I remember I was at Walmart with a work buddy, and we needed some more beer. He was about to put a case of normal Lone Star Light in his cart. I say “you’re not going to get the camo cans?” He looks at me and says “that might be the smartest thing you’ve ever said.”
![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:36 |
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I drank a stupid amount of alcohol last night and died. This morning was terrible. I’m gonna take a few weeks with no alcohol lol.
![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:40 |
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So you’re telling me your malt liquor has the same abv% as the cider I’m about to drink? That just feels wrong.
![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:42 |
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These aren’t really camo, but they have the correct color scheme.
![]() 09/11/2017 at 00:43 |
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Ikr? I’m not buying any malt liquor except steel reserve from now on.