WEEEEEAK!!!

Kinja'd!!! "DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
09/11/2017 at 00:10 • Filed to: None

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I just drank all of this. And I feel nothing. Turns out you can be labeled as malt liquor with only 5% ABV WHAT IS THIS? PURITANICAL NEW ENGLAND!!!???

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Penny for scale. Not really it was just there.

Edit: After smoking a cigarette I feel a little bit of a buzz, but that’s still disappointing.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
09/11/2017 at 00:13

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For some reason, I love 40s.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
09/11/2017 at 00:18

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drink 2 in 30 min and then get back with me.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/11/2017 at 00:20

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Ewww. Drinking 80 oz of anything is gross. I’m gonna get some tequila or vodka tomorrow.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > E90M3
09/11/2017 at 00:21

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If it was 8-10% ABV I’d love it. But for 40z I wanna be drunk when I finish it.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
09/11/2017 at 00:22

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Yeah, and I’ll bet you can’t get Champale either. Thanks for nothing, Pabst.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
09/11/2017 at 00:22

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I’m currently almost through beer #5 of a 8% 6-pack. I’m feeling alright.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > E90M3
09/11/2017 at 00:27

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Tis the way to do it. Recently I’ve been drinking 6 packs of 16oz Lone Stars. Idk what the ABV is, but it’s acceptable for the volume.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
09/11/2017 at 00:32

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I didn’t realize the upside down empty dip can till now. How white trash lol.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
09/11/2017 at 00:33

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I remember I was at Walmart with a work buddy, and we needed some more beer. He was about to put a case of normal Lone Star Light in his cart. I say “you’re not going to get the camo cans?” He looks at me and says “that might be the smartest thing you’ve ever said.”


Kinja'd!!! AM3R, lost another burner > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
09/11/2017 at 00:36

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I drank a stupid amount of alcohol last night and died. This morning was terrible. I’m gonna take a few weeks with no alcohol lol.


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
09/11/2017 at 00:40

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So you’re telling me your malt liquor has the same abv% as the cider I’m about to drink? That just feels wrong.


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > E90M3
09/11/2017 at 00:42

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These aren’t really camo, but they have the correct color scheme.

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Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > AestheticsInMotion
09/11/2017 at 00:43

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Ikr? I’m not buying any malt liquor except steel reserve from now on.